Here the story: It’s Friday night and you are laid back sipping on your Natty Light, playing some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and right when you are about to obtain the level of Brigadier General, you feel it. It feels heavy, cold, dark and almost annoying. You look at your friends, and you can tell that they feel it too. The buzz from your cold Natty begins to fade into obsolescence.
BOOM! The door swings open, and there it is. It’s loud, obnoxious and overbearing; it’s the total opposite of seeing a scantily clad Jessica Alba standing in your doorway. It’s the Buzz Kill.
All the questions begin to race through your head:
“Who told him where we were?”
“This is exactly why I ignored his text”
“I just lost my killstreak because of this idiot!”
By this time, the two Natties have completely lost their effect. This may be a good thing, because you are going to need a clear noggin to avoid this perp ruining your whole night.
Ditching the BuzzKill:
You may think you’re trapped, but it really takes less than you think to ditch the Buzz Kill.
Everybody magically finds prior obligations to separate themselves from the Buzz Kill.
“My girlfriend wants to hang tonight.”
“I might need to get going fellas, I have to be at work early tomorrow.”
“My dog just died, and I just need to be alone right now.”
Whatever can get you out of there, DO IT!
You should have already agreed upon another meeting location. This is where you all should get back together and meet in order to resume tonight’s festivities without the negative energy of the Buzz Kill floating over everyone’s head.
Avoid Twitter and Facebook updates at all costs. Buzz Kills will use this as their primary resource to find out where they can find the next chill spot to bust up in and . . . well, be a Buzz Kill.
Even though you don’t really want to hang out with him, don’t give up hope on your buzz-killing friend; there is help out there for him. Maybe you can sit him down and explain why you seem to always have something to do when he texts or calls. Maybe you could introduce him to other buzz killers, and they could sit around and kill each others’ buzzes . There is always the option of continuing the relationship with the Buzz Kill, but this is only acceptable if the he or she immediately related to you (brother, sister, father, mother).
Otherwise, my motto goes “Once a Buzz Kill, Always a Buzz Kill.”
by Joseph “J.B.” Bradley